No one else on the planet seems to remember this but me, but I swear, when I was a kid, it used to be a regular Thanksgiving tradition, after the Lions and Cowboys games were over and all the good food had either been eaten…
Sometimes I get talked into doing some acting. Sometimes it gets recorded. Other times it fades quietly into oblivion where it probably belongs. I don’t know that this is the best performance I’ve ever given, but it’s one of the ones that got recorded. It’s…
Flatbush I’m Flatbush, born and bred. Look I’m forty-five years old, my nigga Forty-five years old I been stabbed I been shot I been all kindsa shit But I’m still here I am still here.
There was a period in my life, just after finishing college, when I wanted very much to be a novelist. To that end, I spent just over a decade living in a room in my father’s attic, earning my keep with a job at the…
I love my mother, but I can remember, when I was twelve, getting into a big fight with her because she wanted to come to my school for Parents Day, when all the kids were supposed to bring in their moms and dads. She had…
Okay, so this site is under massive construction while I work out the kinks in learning how to use it. I’m a fairly smart guy, but a lot of this is new to me, and it feels like I’m trying to get the clock on…
This site is under construction. The previous site was destroyed by coalition scouts.
In 1981, at the age of six, I won something called The Little Mr. America Pageant, a child beauty contest I’d entered at my mom’s insistence, at an age when I was far too young to really understand what it entailed or why I should…